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Penny

Location:Cambridge, GB
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Gender: female
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As usual Crowood, you have your facts wrong.

Published: Tuesday March 4,2008 by Penny

Camilla took her ex -husand Andrew with her and the taxpayer paid.

Camilla has a phobia of enclosed spaces and this psychological problem means that she has phobias which prevent her from behaving in a normal fashion in planes, lifts or elevators and any other confined space.

This handicap has meant that Clarence House and Fawcett, Charles' organizer, found the good excuse of using the Leander cruise vesel to ferry Camilla around between islands and so avid her getting into those tny little planes that are used in the Carribean, as ay of us who have the experience, know.


Now Crowod the CT s that this Camilla necesity due to her psychological problems is to cost the taxpayer a great deal and will use as much carbon footprint as 260 transatlantic flights would!

This is called a GREEN WASH as it has to go GREENA over Camilla's fear of flying which is all the more embarasing since it was Camilla and her buddies who were always calling Diana 'off her rocker' and mentally ill.... remember?

We are so used to Clarence House's WHITE WASH that we are surprised to see the GREEN WASH too.

Why not raise the standards instead of the porkies, one asks?

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