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Wayland

Location:Colchester, GB
Age: 43
Gender: male
In a few words: Big argumentative Englishman on a mission.

Alien birth

Published: Wednesday May 7,2008 by Wayland

If you have something invade your body, you want it dead. A parasite or a bug of some kind. Your body will probably kill it, if not then the Doctor can give you something to kill the invader.

However unless you are pregnant by an evil raping alien then a tiny human is using your body to come into existance. It's cirtainly a chore to have your body used in this way by someone trying to get born but that's life.

When that person is born they will use emotional blackmail to get you to give your life to caring for them, that part is even worse! That's life too.

It may be convenient to kill tiny people who try to use you in this way but perhaps murder is a bit extreme?

Perhaps if you realise how these little souls get a foot hold into the world by getting a toe hold into your body then you can stop them before they start. Hint, they use sex to get things started.

Don't let them get into your body in the first place. Easier said than done I know. Anyway if they do make it, it's actually pretty good.

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