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redwhiteandblue

Location:London, West, GB
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Gender: male
In a few words: love Europe, hate the EU

definitions

Published: Friday May 16,2008 by redwhiteandblue

Socialism. You have two cows. The government takes them from you and sells you milk.
Communism.You hve two cows. The government takes them from you and gives you milk.
Capitalism. you have two cows. You sell one and buy a bull.
Fascism. You have two cows. the government shoots you and takes the cows.
I don't know what the ISM is that we have got but....
You have two cows. The government kicks over the milk urn, shoots one of the cows, and lets the other one escape.

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