COWARD DICTATOR GORMLESS BROWN LOSES YET ANOTHER TOP SECRET GOVERNMENT FILE - FOUND ON A TRAIN - AGAIN - THE SECOND TIME IN A WEEK

Yes, read tomorrow's news right here!

Earlier this week some womble who works under Dictator Gormless Brown left a top-secret file on the train from Waterloo to Surrey. What followed was typical mealy-mouthed spin and waffle - "it should not have happened" "the individual responsible has been suspended" yeah! yeah! yeah!

The INDEPENDENT on SUNDAY (tomorrow!!) reports that ANOTHER TOP SECRET GOVERNMENT FILE HAS BEEN FOUND ON A TRAIN FROM WATERLOO STATION.

For the fat lot of good the Cabinet Office does, why don't they all move to the railway siding at Waterloo and take all their clap-trap paper-work with them?

AND NULABOUR WANTS EVERYONE TO HAVE AN IDENTITY CARD?

THEY CANNOT EVEN LOOK AFTER THEIR OWN DOCUMENTS - LET ALONE KEEP MY INFORMATION SAFE.

WE ARE BEING RULED BY MUPPETS OF THE FIRST ORDER.

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