Satan the devil is taking over our lives ...

I have noticed that when my wheelie bin is emptied there sometimes remains an article or two in the bottom...should,nt I be able to fine the evil council £5000 ...?

The reason I can,t fine the council is because they are a very evil nasty lot of hypocritical bastards.

A bin man enters a Chinese restaurant and says to the owner where,s ya bin...the restaurant owner says...Hong Kong...so the bin man says No No. where,s you weely bin...
and the restaurant owner says Hong F****** Kong ...

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