PETER_PAN. DO FOCUS YOUR MINCE PIES ON THE STORY "DRUNKEN MAN TRIES TO ROW HIS WAY HOME"

Gormless Brown has a recurring nightmare that whilst flying a Lancaster Bomber over the Gulf of Corinth, the wings suddenly iced up and he went into a flat spin.

AND THE CONTROL FREAK HAS BEEN IN A FLAT SPIN EVER SINCE.

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