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Uncle_Vanya

Location:Colchester, GB
Age: 64
Gender: male
In a few words: Ex-Squaddie. Soldier of the 1960s & 1970s. (ScaleyBack - Comcen Op/Data Telegraphist). Retired Police Civvie. Grumpy Silver Surfer, Mental Loafer, Eater of Cheese, Drinker of Costa Coffee and retired Jedi Knight. 'Friend of Dr Bob'

'Sex'.. a little of Waht You Fancy...

Published: Monday April 23,2007 by Uncle_Vanya

Well, it will certainly beat washing the car or mowing the lawn!

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