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glenn

Location:London, South East, GB
Age: 30
Gender: male
In a few words: Never rub another mans rhubarb.

Cracking Story!

Published: Wednesday October 10,2007 by glenn

Possibly the most open and shut case of all time.

Two hours after telling his wife he's divorcing her for a younger mistress, he's blown up in his shed? Meanwhile the wife calming starts to shut the windows of the house as the shed burns (well, no-one likes the smell of charcoaled flesh).

Now she won't come back to the UK because shes 'a bit busy'. Not exactly a case for Inspector Morse is it?

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