‘Ban bacon’ say cancer experts

For those wishing to avoid cancer ( and this 'aint a 100% guarantee) dont consume the following.
CIGARETTES
ALCOHOL
ANY KIND OF FATS
ALL SUGARS
WHITE BREAD
AND NOT TOO MUCH BROWN BREAD
RED MEATS (IN ALL ITS MANY FORMS)
NOT TOO MUCH FISH
DAIRY PRODUCTS
DARKLY TOASTED BREAD
NO FOOD PRODUCTS WITH ADDITIVES
STAY OUT OF THE SUN
EVEN ON DULL DAYS
DONT GROW OLD
DONT BREATHE POLLUTED AIR

So there you are ..... you can consume fresh fruit and veg and drink water...... but should all caNcers not disappear.....then these will come under suspicion.

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