CRACKING STORY!

10.10.07, 2:47pm

Possibly the most open and shut case of all time.

Two hours after telling his wife he's divorcing her for a younger mistress, he's blown up in his shed? Meanwhile the wife calming starts to shut the windows of the house as the shed burns (well, no-one likes the smell of charcoaled flesh).

Now she won't come back to the UK because shes 'a bit busy'. Not exactly a case for Inspector Morse is it?

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