NO SHORT SHIFT FOR MICHELLE

In a revelation likely to spell huge disappointment for her legions of male admirers, the Hollywood star has admitted her short skirt-wearing days have been consigned to the past.

“I can’t wear a skirt that’s too short any more. It’s not that my legs are bad, it just looks silly. I feel less pressure to dress youthfully,” she says.

“I’m 50 and everyone knows I’m 50 – who are you kidding? Jeans are my uniform. I have about 15 pairs.”