GORDON Brown is reeling after being dealt the political equivalent of a custard pie straight into his miserable and exhausted face.
Given a chance at last to deliver a verdict on our unelected national leader, voters unequivocally showed their contempt in last week’s local elections. And just to round off the slapstick, the Mr Bean-like Prime Minister was even humiliated by an apparently even larger buffoon in the shambling form of Boris Johnson.
The tragedy of Mr Brown has surely turned to farce. Labour implored voters not to risk electing a “joke” as London Mayor; the electorate duly ignored the plea and embraced the prankster.
As Mayor Boris nestled, chortling in his headquarters beside the Thames yesterday, the joke was on Mr Brown and Labour’s high command. But the Tories’ spectacular victory has implications that go far beyond the capital. Indeed, the upheaval in City Hall reflects a seismic shift in the political map of the country.
Voters rejected Labour’s cynical gesture politics and chose jester politics instead. A Tory toff who comes across as a mixture of Billy Bunter and a Roman orator – topped off with Worzel Gummidge’s straw mop – was preferable to Ken Livingstone, one of Labour’s wiliest machine politicians.
Mr Johnson was the irreverent anti-establishment candidate – a collective raspberry at the po-faced, politically correct elite that runs the country. It was the moment that celebrity-driven reality TV finally broke into the fusty world of politics. Audiences loved Mr Johnson’s hilariously inept chairmanship on Have I Got News For You, so Londoners effectively made him chairman of their city.
But for all his Merrie England bonhomie his massive vote was brought by a shift in the electorate fuelled by anger.
Clearly, Middle Britain as a whole is heartily sick of the meddling, tax-grabbing puritans of Mr Brown’s dour regime.
Perhaps this says something about the nation’s phlegmatic spirit. When the ruling elite become arrogant and out of touch, the British don’t riot – they vote for a laugh instead. But after Londoners sent in the clown, the serious business starts this week.
Many observers will regard Mr Johnson’s administration as a microcosm of what a Tory government under the sunny Cameroon Conservatives might look like. The Tories have to find a way of turning voters’ anger at the existing establishment into a credible programme for administration.
Like the fictional chancer-turned-town mayor in Arnold Bennett’s novel The Card, Mr Johnson “is identified with the great cause of cheering us all up”. Overseeing a city administration – or, indeed, a government – requires rather more.
When it comes to running anything, Mr Johnson cannot even claim “whelk stall” on his CV. His brief Parliamentary career has been spent in shadow cabinet backwaters. And some of the new mayor’s ideas might be a little less amusing in practice, notably his deplorable call for an amnesty for illegal immigrants.
But for all that, Mr Johnson has one trump card in his joker’s pack: he can succeed by cutting the mayoral workload. Voters want rulers who will rule a little less. His challenge is to show that elected politicians can do less but do it better. That means less meddling, less nannying and, crucially, less wasted taxpayers’ cash.
Evidently, the Mayor needs serious heavyweight advisers pulling the strings behind his act. With that support the jester could spearhead a radical transformation. The opportunity exists for the revolution against a bloated and wasteful State apparatus that millions of voters are crying out for.
Mr Johnson has pledged to clear out Labour’s London empire of highly paid cronies, media advisers, press officers and marketing consultants. Sticking to that vow would provide a blueprint for trimming every overstaffed town hall and Whitehall department in the country.
He could also do the nation a favour by staunching the flow of blank cheques pouring into the endless drain of the 2012 Olympic Games. If this Labour vanity project cannot be halted at least the London Mayor could press for the Games to be a value-for-money event. That would be far more in keeping with the financial austerity the country is facing.
Cash-strapped households are in no mood for hurling more council tax into a lavish jamboree for Labour’s chums in the so-called “creative industries” of media and marketing.
But most of all, Mr Johnson’s Tory administration is in a position to prove that the rising tide of violent crime can be reversed in a major city. That requires going beyond the slogan of “zero tolerance.” It means flooding the streets with uniformed police and community service officers who are not bound by bureaucracy and politically correct directives.
Officers need powers to crack down on crime gangs and drug dealers and they need the unflinching support of those in authority. They should also be allowed to deal with the culture of yobbery and disrespect that breeds violent crime. Returning order to London’s streets would give hope to every town and city in Britain.
Tory MPs and activists heard the same demands from voters all over Britain in the run up to last week’s elections. In London, they have the opportunity to respond. And with the political map so radically changing colour, the rest of the country looks set to follow.
The script for making the transformation from jester politics to addressing the genuine concerns of voters is simple: cut violent crime and cut waste of taxpayers’ money. That really would cheer us all up.
WAYLAND RE: BRITAIN IS FED UP WITH THE CORRUPTION AND ABUSE OF POWER
08.05.08, 8:08am
Wayland, I agree with you about the war and the poppy fields .
You are right when you say we do not need the soldiers to do the Policing as they could be trigger- careless until councelled out of the shock and horrors they have seen in these illegal and very costly wars.
We need all useful men back in the UK as THIS is where the problems that need sorting first are rampant.
We are wallowing in corruption and abuse of power and our soldiers have been abused while taken to fight illegal wars in foreign lands.
There is no glory in that but there is a very heafty bill to pay and I do not believe any medals these boys receive can make up for the waste of lives and precious time these men have lost, fighting invented causes under the false pretences of Blair who would not wish the same on any of his children, I'm sure.
Dr David Kelly was a brilliant scientist respected the world over and yet look what they did to him for telling the simple truth about the non-existant weapons of mass destruction.
Great Britain is being destroyed by abominable corruption at the top and abuse of power such as we have seldom seen.
This all has to stop .
The examples set at the top are a mass destruction of a great nation, as under such abuse of power and corruption, crime thrives and Justice and honourable Policing, cannot exist.
RE: BRITAIN IS FED UP WITH THE ESCALATING CORRUPTION AND ABUSE OF POWER
07.05.08, 10:25pm
I agree with most of what you say but I don't think we want our war heros policing us. Do you know what they get up to in Iraq and Afganistan? In one country they torture people in the other they protect the poppy fields, which are doing much better without the Taliban.
Bring them home, give them medals but please give them some sort of trauma councilling and don't give them a gun. They spend the rest of their lives in battle mode.
I take it you are a non-haggis eating inadequate.
Here in la la land we prefer reasoned and considered opinion. Still I suppose you and your llike minded 'inadequates' are happy enough.
Has "emigrant" just dropped in from lah lah land? or maybe just reached thinking age. "Middle England simply means people who are neither extreme left - like the haggis eating windykilt inadequates we have now - or the extreme right, like Hitler, or Mugabe, or the Burme Junta. Got themessage mate?.
BRITAIN IS FED UP WITH THE ESCALATING CORRUPTION AND ABUSE OF POWER
07.05.08, 12:08pm
Britain is FED UP with the corruption and abuse of power at the top which is escalating at an alarming rate.
All once respected institutions are OUT OF CONTROL and abuse of power is now a British way of life .
Why is there never any mention of this is discussions as to why Blair and Brown have seen to booming abuse of position and escalating corruption and abuse of top positions?
Look at speaker Michael Martin and the abuse of position he wallowes in and wishes to promote, as he demands more and more money and financial perks and abusive priviledges he is pushing for for himself, his family and his cronies and their families.
This sort of thing breeds more and more abuse and impossible load on taxpayers money.
THIS MUST BE CUT and abuse of this sort OUTLAWED.
This is abuse of trust and abuse of the taxpayer.
Then there is the illegal war in other countries, when our own needs protecting us from OUR OWN THUGS and the increasing lawlessness and rule- breaking from those at the top down, means we are throwing billions of pounds into a illegal war and throwing away precious lives.
We have to have a decent, honestly run Britian, before we can wage war with others and tell them how they should lead their lives.
Our boys should be at home helping us have law and order AT HOME, not in foreign lands.
Britain is fed up with the outrageous abuse of power and position at the top and we are the laughing stock of the world as we see crime after crime and abuse at the top going unpunished and more and more undeserving people getting showered with titles and honours, perks and priviledges, for NOTHING.
WAYLAND RE: BRITAIN IS FED UP WITH THE CORRUPTION AND ABUSE OF POWER
08.05.08, 8:08am
Wayland, I agree with you about the war and the poppy fields .
You are right when you say we do not need the soldiers to do the Policing as they could be trigger- careless until councelled out of the shock and horrors they have seen in these illegal and very costly wars.
We need all useful men back in the UK as THIS is where the problems that need sorting first are rampant.
We are wallowing in corruption and abuse of power and our soldiers have been abused while taken to fight illegal wars in foreign lands.
There is no glory in that but there is a very heafty bill to pay and I do not believe any medals these boys receive can make up for the waste of lives and precious time these men have lost, fighting invented causes under the false pretences of Blair who would not wish the same on any of his children, I'm sure.
Dr David Kelly was a brilliant scientist respected the world over and yet look what they did to him for telling the simple truth about the non-existant weapons of mass destruction.
Great Britain is being destroyed by abominable corruption at the top and abuse of power such as we have seldom seen.
This all has to stop .
The examples set at the top are a mass destruction of a great nation, as under such abuse of power and corruption, crime thrives and Justice and honourable Policing, cannot exist.
Posted by: Penny Report Comment
RE: BRITAIN IS FED UP WITH THE ESCALATING CORRUPTION AND ABUSE OF POWER
07.05.08, 10:25pm
I agree with most of what you say but I don't think we want our war heros policing us. Do you know what they get up to in Iraq and Afganistan? In one country they torture people in the other they protect the poppy fields, which are doing much better without the Taliban.
Bring them home, give them medals but please give them some sort of trauma councilling and don't give them a gun. They spend the rest of their lives in battle mode.
Posted by: Wayland Report Comment
MIDDLE ENGLAND
07.05.08, 5:33pm
Thanks 'bluenote'. That was very explanatory.
I take it you are a non-haggis eating inadequate.
Here in la la land we prefer reasoned and considered opinion. Still I suppose you and your llike minded 'inadequates' are happy enough.
Posted by: emigrant Report Comment
THE BORI SHIFT.
07.05.08, 3:08pm
Has "emigrant" just dropped in from lah lah land? or maybe just reached thinking age. "Middle England simply means people who are neither extreme left - like the haggis eating windykilt inadequates we have now - or the extreme right, like Hitler, or Mugabe, or the Burme Junta. Got themessage mate?.
Posted by: bluenote Report Comment
GORDON BROWN IS REELING.........
07.05.08, 1:37pm
Would someone out there please explain to me , what exactly is 'MIDDLE ENGLAND'?
Is it geographical? Is it income related?
Is it 'birth' related?
Is there an UPPER and a LOWER; a TOP and a BOTTOM?
PLEASE DEFINE!
Posted by: emigrant Report Comment
BRITAIN IS FED UP WITH THE ESCALATING CORRUPTION AND ABUSE OF POWER
07.05.08, 12:08pm
Britain is FED UP with the corruption and abuse of power at the top which is escalating at an alarming rate.
All once respected institutions are OUT OF CONTROL and abuse of power is now a British way of life .
Why is there never any mention of this is discussions as to why Blair and Brown have seen to booming abuse of position and escalating corruption and abuse of top positions?
Look at speaker Michael Martin and the abuse of position he wallowes in and wishes to promote, as he demands more and more money and financial perks and abusive priviledges he is pushing for for himself, his family and his cronies and their families.
This sort of thing breeds more and more abuse and impossible load on taxpayers money.
THIS MUST BE CUT and abuse of this sort OUTLAWED.
This is abuse of trust and abuse of the taxpayer.
Then there is the illegal war in other countries, when our own needs protecting us from OUR OWN THUGS and the increasing lawlessness and rule- breaking from those at the top down, means we are throwing billions of pounds into a illegal war and throwing away precious lives.
We have to have a decent, honestly run Britian, before we can wage war with others and tell them how they should lead their lives.
Our boys should be at home helping us have law and order AT HOME, not in foreign lands.
Britain is fed up with the outrageous abuse of power and position at the top and we are the laughing stock of the world as we see crime after crime and abuse at the top going unpunished and more and more undeserving people getting showered with titles and honours, perks and priviledges, for NOTHING.
Posted by: Penny Report Comment
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