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NAKED WOMAN FALLS INTO DUNG TANK

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Manure is not something you want to fall into

Monday June 30,2008

By Richard Brennan for express.co.uk

A NAKED woman fell into a slurry tank while trying to make "manure bombs" in northern Germany.

The pair had been filling a pair of stockings with the dung and she fell backward into the mess.
 
She fled the scene with her companion, who was dressed in her underwear.
  
A police spokesman said: “One of them slipped into the manure tank, right into the cow muck. The other one helped her out.
 
"The women can get their clothes back from the local police station – unwashed.”


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BRILLIANT, THE FIRST TWO COMMENTS

01.07.08, 3:42am

About government dropping the public in it from great height and farmers dumping great quantities of the "stuff" in Whitehall.

Fairly sums up what the people think of their "servants."

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30.06.08, 7:09pm

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IT WILL NOT BE LONG BEFORE DISGRUNTLED FARMERS AND TRUCKERS START DEPOSITING MILLIONS OF LITRES OF EVIL-SMELLING SLURRY IN WHITEHALL

30.06.08, 6:39pm

Our MP's should then feel very much at home - they say that pigs thrive in s***.

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