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DRUNKEN MAN TRIES TO ROW HIS WAY HOME

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A drunken man tried to row home to Denmark in a dinghy

Tuesday July 1,2008

By Richard Brennan for express.co.uk

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A DRUNKEN Swedish man fell asleep after trying to row his way home from Denmark.

When the man discovered he could not afford the fare for the ferry, he decided to steal a dinghy and row  the three miles home.

His journey would have taken him across one of the world’s busiest shipping lanes.
 
Danish police found him  out at sea at the bottom of the boat asleep.
 
The dinghy’s owner is not pressing charges.


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RUMOUR HAS IT THAT GORMLESS BROWN KEEPS HAVING A RECURRING NIGHTMARE OF FLYING A LANCASTER BOMBER OVER THE GULF OF CORINTH AND GETTING INTO A FLAT SPIN. YES, AND HE IS STILL IN A FLAT SPIN

01.07.08, 2:10pm

Ban all alcohol!

Ban traffic wardens!

Ban everything!!

You may as well.

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