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WHY BRITS REFUSE TO HAVE SEX ON THE CARPET

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Brits still prefer to do it in the bedroom

Tuesday July 1,2008

By Richard Brennan for express.co.uk

THE harder our floors are the more effort we put into having sex, a survey claimed today.

Britons with real wood or laminate flooring were found to have much more active sex lives than those with carpet.

The survey also found that people with hard floors are more likely to make actually make love on them - and those with softer furnishings didn't really bother.

Thankfully, it seems Britain is still a nation of traditionalists - the vast majority of us prefer to have sex in...the bedroom.

Roger McLaughlan, chief executive of Floors-2-Go, commissioned the survey.

He said: "The nation's sex lives are clearly evolving in line with our changing interior tastes. 

"It's great to see that people who are more diverse with their flooring have more adventurous sex lives!"


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