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ARE FACELESS ALIENS TAKING OVER THE UK?

SPOOKY: Faceless people in the crowds at the Harrods Summer sale

Wednesday July 2,2008

By Emily Garnham for express.co.uk

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IS LONDON being infiltrated by a new breed of faceless human?

Like an alien species straight from the set of Dr Who, faceless wonders have been rearing their ugly heads at high profile events across the capital.

Eyewitness reports spotted them blankly staring at Sex and The City star Kim Cattrall at the Harrods summer sale launch.

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SPOTTED: These spectators at Wimbledon have oddly blank expressions

And bemused onlookers got more than they bargained for at Wimbledon Tennis when a couple of faceless fans were seen watching players on an outside court.

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In a third sighting, paparazzi photographers poking their zoom lenses through car windows at Elton John’s White Tie and Tiara ball were spooked when they realised two of the passengers were lacking eyes, noses and mouths.

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And in the latest sighting another pair were filmed rowing at Henley.

Plastic surgery gone wrong? Or perhaps a political stunt? Conspiracy theories are raging as pairs of masked crusaders continue to appear.

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ARE FACELESS ALIENS TAKING OVER THE UK

02.07.08, 7:48pm

All I can say over this matter is:- Look no further than Parliament; behold you will find your answer

• Posted by: stantheman • Report Comment

FACELESS, BRAINLESS POLITICIANS TOOK OVER THE UK A LONG TIME AGO

02.07.08, 2:11pm

Do we really need over 630 faceless, brainless MP's masquerading as upholders of the electorates' wishes in the House of Conmen?

Everybody knows perfectly well that our MP's could not give a fig about anything other than their own obscene and bloated expenses claims.

• Posted by: ReubenMohawali • Report Comment